Beyoncé’s new video “Countdown” drops today, and it… is… amazing. At first you’re all like “She’s gorgeous.” Then you’re all like, “Ack, this song is annoying.” And then you’re all like, “OMG. She’s so sexy!” And then you’re all like, “OMG, I love this song now!” And then you’re all like, “I’m gonna blog the shit out of this.”
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
..and hence my Google Alert for “humanclock” is now blowin’ up due to what she does at the 15 second mark.
Why do all her songs sound alike? Ladies this, ladies that…
She’s all shoulders here, and belly bump rub there and ‘show him how you ride the pony’. Aside from the Freudian pony riding notion, I cannot think of a use for this song. D-.