Good news for people who like to sit down during shows. The Oregon Zoo just announced their 2011 concert lineup. Highlights include: Huey Lewis & the News, Aimee Mann, The Go-Gos, and a rampaging gorilla that will free himself from his cage and maul Matisyahu in front of your very eyes.
That last one is not to be missed.
End Hits: Hey gorilla, go for the peyos! That’s where Matisyahu keeps his power.
What, iCarly isn’t one of your highlights, Ezra?
Heh, “high Swiss watches”. Dude.
Put in some slot machines and it’ll be like a casino.