Music writing usually goes like this: Listen to a band, determine which genre to file them under, describe their sound with a few colorful adjectives, metaphors, and analogies, then inject your opinion on whether or not their efforts were successful. The formula rarely ever fails. Until it does. And when it does, youโ€™re fucked.

Nasalrod completely obliterates any preconceived notions about the boundaries of genre and traditional songwriting. There isnโ€™t any formula for what they do. The Portland bandโ€™s new record, Building Machines, will force you to reconsider the capabilities of guitar, bass, and drums.ย 

The album has no skeletal structureโ€”itโ€™s a formless mass of gonzo musical weirdness. If Building Machines had a spine, though, itโ€™d be punk, becauseย most of the tracks are in-your-face, unhinged, and mildly confrontational. Guitarist Mustin Douchโ€™s style is similar to Dead Kennedysโ€™ East Bay Ray; Douchโ€™s approach is nuanced, and, with the help of some well-placed effects, very theatrical. The bandโ€™s vocalist, Chairman, is quite flamboyant and hard to pin down. He growls, sneers, and soulfully belts in a strange vibrato, like a carnival barker whoโ€™s having some kind of psychotic break.ย 

Punk typically implies simplicity, but thereโ€™s nothing simple aboutย Building Machines.ย Each song has verses, bridges, and choruses, but the way theyโ€™re strung together is a head-scratcher. Most of the jaw-dropping structural strangeness comes from Douch and drummer Spit Stixโ€”if thereโ€™s a ghost note or an odd timing trick, they can exploit it. Thankfully, the bass lines of Mandy Morgan bolster the rest of the bandโ€™s unbridled madness. If it werenโ€™t for the base (pun sort of intended) she provides, the whole record would spiral out of control.

Nasalrod is a music writerโ€™s nightmare. But if you like your musicianship uncanny and your style adventurous,ย Building Machinesย will have you perplexed and loving it.

Aris Hunter Wales is the Mercury's resident, denim-clad rocker and Blazers beat writer. If he's not clenching a fist while lauding the loud and heavy, he can be found sitting on press row at a Trail Blazers'...