RINGO STARR Rings? Check. Star? Check. Credit: ROB SHANAHAN

SOMETIMES I THINK Iโ€™m the biggest Beatles fan in the world, which is probably how most Beatles obsessives feel. At age five, I attended my first Beatles convention; by age six, I could make the distinction between the groupโ€™s UK and US discographies. I was a savant in Fab Four trivia.

When I hear somebody say โ€œthe Beatles suckโ€ (probably the textbook utterance of boilerplate iconoclasm), I take it personally. The Beatles raised meโ€”my birthfather never paid a dime in child support, but he did leave me a turntable and ragged, water-damaged copies of 1962-1966 and 1967-1970 (also known as the Red and Blue Albums, respectively). As I got older and started surrounding myself with more and more Beatle-bashing, wannabe provocateurs, the bandโ€™s music would become my own little embryonic asylum away from the obscurantist chest-beating of punk and indie.

If the fact that Iโ€™m having fewer idiotic arguments about the band on social media is any indication, it appears that the music community has settled on the consensus that the Beatles were patently great (even if John Lennon was an asshole). But thereโ€™s one myth that even diehards like myself remain susceptible to: that Ringo Starr was a shitty drummer and somehow a โ€œlesserโ€ member of the group.

Itโ€™s not hard to see how this myth originated; there are pre-internet rumors that Paul McCartney secretly re-recorded drum tracks while Starr wasnโ€™t in the studio. Actually, McCartney did play drums on โ€œDear Prudenceโ€ and โ€œBack in the U.S.S.R.,โ€ as Starr briefly quit the group during the White Album sessions. And itโ€™s often erroneously reported that Lennon told an interviewer Starr โ€œisnโ€™t even the best drummer in the Beatles,โ€ although this was actually a joke made by comedian Jasper Carrott in 1983. Starr may have lacked Ginger Bakerโ€™s technical prowess or Keith Moonโ€™s unbridled vigor, but he singlehandedly defined the drummerโ€™s role in a conventional pop-rock band: play loud and with heart, but never crowd the songs.

Then thereโ€™s Ringoโ€™s personality, as critical to the Beatlesโ€™ formula as his musical talents. In press conferences, Starrโ€™s unpretentious wit was the perfect counterpoise to Lennonโ€™s messiah complex and McCartneyโ€™s self-important intensity. Watch interviews from the brief period when drummer Jimmie Nicol subbed for Ringo during a two week Australasian tourโ€”itโ€™s sort of like that one shitty episode of Seinfeld without George.

While Starrโ€™s solo catalog is unsurprisingly spotty, he has at least two post-Beatles efforts that are ripe for rediscovery, the first being 1973โ€™s Ringo, which features stellar co-writes with George Harrison, Paul McCartney, and John Lennon (making it the closest the world ever got to another Beatles record). The other is 1992โ€™s Time Takes Time, which features contributions from Jellyfishโ€™s Roger Joseph Manning Jr. and Andy Sturmer, and the Posiesโ€™ Ken Stringfellow and Jon Auer.ย 

While not a particularly adroit solitary writer, Starrโ€™s (good) solo records speak to his interpretive gifts. A song like the Lennon-penned โ€œIโ€™m the Greatest,โ€ which opens Ringo, would seem unbearably arrogant slapped onto a Plastic Ono Band record, but Starrโ€™s clod-hopping temperament gives the composition an ironic and self-effacing quality. The Posiesโ€™ โ€œGolden Blundersโ€ reads like a Gen X incursion on the institution of marriageโ€”but Ringoโ€™s cover, on Time Takes Time, takes the form of a cautionary tale, narrated by one of loveโ€™s wizened casualties.

If the Beatles were an otherworldly, insular entity, then Ringo Starr was their envoy to earth. Earnest, keen and awkward, itโ€™s Ringo who validates the Beatles as merely a group of human beings playing music. John, Paul and George were lucky Ringo joined their bandโ€”and weโ€™re lucky heโ€™s still around to tell the tale.

2 replies on “Ringo Starr Is Basically My Surrogate Uncle”

  1. Very few drummers argue that Ringo was a shitty drummer, and those that do tend to be obsessed with technique rather than music. His shuffles are perfect, and his fills — especially during the Beatles’ psychedelic era — are melodic and inventive. Imagine any other drummer playing on A Day in the Life or Strawberry Fields Forever; neither song would be anywhere near as good.

    Still, I would love to hear Keith Moon on Helter Skelter.

  2. I agree with Morgan and Albert. My dad is a professional drummer, and one time I was playing him some early Pink Floyd, and he commented that Nick Mason was copying Starr’s fills. I wouldn’t have noticed that. But it made me think that his drumming is very memorable despite not being showboaty.

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