BEHOLD! The most amazing music video of all time. Seriously. Anybody who’s thinking about making a music video? Just forget it. Do something else with your life. The best music video has been made, and this is it. All others can… oh, how you say…. SUCK IT.

Presenting Chris Dane Owens’ “Shine.”

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

7 replies on “The Pinnacle of Music Video Making Has Been Reached”

  1. HOLY SHIT. So many reasons to love this video. It’s like, better than Holy Diver, and it’s got a Prince/Wesley from Princess Bride hybrid.

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