Unless you’re living in a bubble, or just don’t care about music, or like music pretty much but have an otherwise busy and full and rewarding life—then you already know SXSW is under way, with the music portion of the multi-pronged clusterfuck kicking off tomorrow. Hong Kong animators have taken it upon themselves to depict EXACTLY what Austin’s big to-do is all about. So here is a perfectly realized depiction of what I’ll be up to later this week. After seeing this, I don’t even need to go.
Ned Lannamann is a writer and editor in Portland, Oregon. He writes about film, music, TV, books, travel, tech, food, drink, outdoors, and other things. More by Ned Lannamann

I thought it couldn’t get better than the trampoline, but then i saw the crying jealous guy, the “Band Wagon,” and finally, the naked Burners. WOW. Thanks, Ned! No longer disappointed I don’t get to take part this year.