This Week’s Mercury Music Section

• The Raveonettes

Another week, another Mercury music section to read while you puff away on your Justin Bieber inhaler. What? It’s fake? Now what the hell am I going to get Wm.™ Steven Humphrey for International Global Boss Appreciation Day, a national holiday that he just told us about? It falls on every Thursday and gifts are mandatory. Hmmm, come to think of it, this might be fake as well…

A little sweet, a little sinister, Danish duo The Raveonettes return with Raven In The Grave. That’s so raven. So, so, raven.
LISTEN:

The Raveonettes – “Recharge and Revolt”

Three records in, Point Juncture WA come together like an indie rock Voltron. Yeah, but I highly doubt they could even defeat King Zarkon. Damn, fell right into that nerd trap.
LISTEN:

Point Juncture WA – “Chronological Order”

The busiest man in town, Jared Mees juggles his role as a frontman, record label owner, and father figure to the disheveled masses of wayward indie rockers.
LISTEN:

Jared Mees and the Grown Children – “W.W.J.B.D.”

The original headline to this Grave Babies article was “Weed Smokin’ Corpse Fuckin’ Satan Worshippin’ Motherfuckers.” I think that says enough.
LISTEN:

Grave Babies – “Gouge Your Eyes Out”

They might be new to the stage, but Ghost Animal channels some classic musical influences in their raw sound.
LISTEN:

Ghost Animal – “In Your Room”

End Hits: LET’S GO VOLTRON FORCE!