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Name This Band returns! There’s a lot going on here: scary face paint, even scarier arm spikes, and (scariest of all) an accordion.
Go on, Name This Band in the comments. Bonus points for guessing what they sound like. (Would you guess… screamo showtunes?)
Ned Lannamann is a writer and editor in Portland, Oregon. He writes about film, music, TV, books, travel, tech, food, drink, outdoors, and other things. More by Ned Lannamann
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INSANE CLOWN FOSSE
Apolkalypse Now
(at least an improvement over Sunflower Dead)
Accordion Todd and the A/V Squad
On The Ragtime -or- Oktopus Ink
sound: post-Korn jig metal with undertones of Staind
Klezmurderers
for all your goth bar/bat mitzvah needs
JUGGALOMFG
Poison Eyedia
Singing in the Pain
DamosA’s new faves
aKORNdion Apocalypse
Sorrow Bellows
No Direction
‘the look-at-meez’…..
sound: god-awful.
Bent Organ.
Klez-metal with rap!
You should really let us know what they sound like after you pick the winner. Please?
Jason Webley
We Were Promised Left Hands: Only Two Received Them
A Whiter Shade of Fail
like sucking an exhaust pipe, but for your ears
The Dresden Doldrums
Hell’s Bellows
Polkencyde
spike ids
be afreud, be very afreud
The Happy-Goateelies
And I think they probably sound like ORCumentary: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahb2lfqBWEM
The Black-Eyed Dweebs
Joneser & Blabby, A+++
Tears Of Some Clowns
Unhuggable Harold and the Red Arm Band
Gee, Your Death Smells Terrific
Plan 9 From Outer Gresham
Great names, all! No one “wins,” because I am too “lazy” to “pick” “one.” For those with morbid curiosity, here’s what the band sounds like. I’ll stand by my screamo showtunes assessment: http://bit.ly/MDI4YP
Wow, Ned. I really had my heart set on a screamo Tiger Lillies (or any goddamn thing with an accordion, didn’t hear squee one).