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Ron, The Aspiring Necrophiliac
DEAR RON: I’m considering installing some weight-bearing
hooks in my basement ceiling, but I don’t know where to start. Help!
Frank
Cincinnati, OH
Frank, the secret is to “plan ahead.” Let’s say you have
to quickly vacate your residence; you probably don’t want some hooks “hanging
around.” I suggest finding the ceiling beam and screwing in a metal threaded
sleeve that fits a 3/16 by two-inch hook (though it may be tempting, don’t go
bigger. A 3/16 hook will easily hold up to 200 lbs). By making use of a metal
sleeve, you can quickly and easily unscrew and remove those noticeable hooks
should any “unexpected guests” happen to “drop by.”
DEAR RON: Where can I find a good stainless steel rolling table? I need one
that can support up to 180 lbs and is at least six feet long.
Thomas
Destin, FL
Oooh, now we’re talking! (Sorry, but I’m kind of a “metal
table geek!”) Now, you could go the easy route and contact a local medical supply
company, but… bear with me for a moment! You should really check out International
Retail’s MWS-64 series. It’s simply exquisite! Not only does the deck extend
to six feet, but it has easy to reach cubby holes, and (hold on to your hat!)
telescopic hanger bars! Sure, it costs more than your average rolling table,
but one look and you’ll agree: The possibilities are endless!
DEAR RON: I need a particular color of eye shadow. It’s very important
that this eye shadow is “Burnished Gold.” Please respond immediately.
Ed
Woodburn, WA
Ed, I’m assuming you mean Cover Girl Eye Enhancers, which
does indeed come in “burnished gold.” You can easily purchase this at www.drugstore.com.
But if you’ll allow one tidbit of advice: By using a damp eyeshadow brush and
applying a thin layer of face powder to the lids of your subject, the shadow
will stay in place for quite a nice length of time. It takes an extra second
or so, but trust me, the effect is well worth it!
Do you have a question for Ron,
the Aspiring Necrophiliac?
Send it c/o Portland Mercury, 1524 NW 23rd Ave, Suite 2, Portland, OR 97210.