News Sep 16, 2004 at 4:00 am

How to Kill a Zombie

Erik Henriksen
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Thank God there are answers out there. Tonight, I had a conversation about Zombies, Wherewolves and Vampires. We knew how to get the Vamps and the Wolves but not the Zombies. Thanks!!
trixie on October 5, 2008 at 3:40 AM Report this
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ty you saved my life the last night 3 zombies attacked me and i killed them with a rocket launcher
and after i burned them...
pouette on October 15, 2008 at 8:47 AM Report this
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pouette is a big gay homo wanker
pouette sucks men on October 28, 2008 at 10:17 AM Report this
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"pouette sucks men" is obviously a little gay homo wanker that doesnt understand how close pouette came to being eaten. Well done man. Hopefully some of us will survive in order to begin again.
custom900 on January 11, 2009 at 6:02 PM Report this
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one day I just know one day the government might screw up on a chemical.
aol on February 22, 2009 at 12:53 PM Report this
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Decapitating teh zombies wont outright kill them. the head can sill bite... Setting them on fire just turns them into shambling torches until the brain is incinerated. Blowing up the zombies = bad idea. unless the brain is destroyed in the explosion, the rest of the body could still come after you, or someone else as a hidden danger in (for example) a field. My point: To kill the zombie, separate the brain...from the head, not just the head from the body.
zombiez,lol on March 9, 2009 at 5:57 PM Report this
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thank god I found this website if a zombie came to my house I would have been dead, I would have threw all the knifes in my house,the guy is the is gay a hobo I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE HIM SEND ME ALL THOSE THINGS.
dlaweb on May 8, 2009 at 4:10 PM Report this
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i WANT TO MEET ALL OF YOUR GUYS OF YOUR GUYS ZOMBIE!
dlaweb on May 8, 2009 at 4:13 PM Report this
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YOU PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO WRITE THATS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAD.
dlaweb on May 8, 2009 at 4:15 PM Report this
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YOU ARE ALL GAY AND SUCK!
dlaweb on May 8, 2009 at 4:18 PM Report this
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i like it. but dont forget, you have to be sure you hit them in the right place. check it out.
http://www.manwhole.com/manwhole-coms-how-…
philly76ers03 on September 23, 2009 at 5:32 PM Report this
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suck my balls all of you pfff zombies are not real you guys are all little homos and nerds you guys need to get laid fucken dueshes
CypressMob on February 25, 2010 at 2:28 PM Report this
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then why did u search zombies little bitch
zombie slayer on March 16, 2010 at 7:49 PM Report this
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Thats stupid just shoot them in the head. Yeah all thats great if you dont hve a gun but f**K that i'd find me a gun lmao. I think the most fun way would be to explode them or beat the to death with a hatchet MMFWCL!!! ZOMBIESAREREAL!
juggalette on April 9, 2010 at 11:44 AM Report this
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omfg can you stay low and not be seen by dumbass zombies
booboo123 on May 22, 2010 at 11:11 AM Report this
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CypressMob what they are real nub
only a hobo cant bielive zombies are real.
booboo123 on May 22, 2010 at 11:13 AM Report this
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OI!!! you all be on the watchout the GOV. is ganna fuck up!
on April 4, 2011 at 11:08 AM Report this
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WoOw this is sad i searched this up bcuz mii and my friends r doing an imovie 4 skool and we were arguing on how we were gonna kill the zombie in et but 2 see that ppl actually BELIEVE that their real is so fucking sad w0w grow the fuck up get laid and SHUTTHE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!
on August 16, 2011 at 8:33 AM Report this
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My, my but some of you little boy are crude. Didn't mommie give you a hug tonight?
on October 28, 2011 at 6:42 PM Report this
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shoot them in the head
wolfslayer on November 14, 2011 at 11:53 AM Report this
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what if you have a fucking hot girlfriend and you 2 are stuck?
wolfslayer on November 14, 2011 at 12:02 PM Report this
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Over here in England we dont kill zombies, we create them, sit and watch our t.v for a day, and watch the life drain out of you.. the only way to combat this , play some ramones and sex pistols tracks and get the blood pumping again....hey ho lets go , god save the queen... Cheers (Crookesy the dronfield strangler) Sheffield England
on December 5, 2011 at 12:44 PM Report this
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blow them up
wolfkiller on February 8, 2012 at 12:02 PM Report this
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I was nine years old when I found out how to kill a zombie, Ya'll just noobs x3

But, Good advice! You should go into way more detail, OR post videos on how to crush zombie heads :) Just saying

~DemonKing
xXDemonKingXx on February 15, 2012 at 9:12 AM Report this
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Jam a traffic cone up their ASSES! Oh wait, that's hipsters. My bad.
on April 22, 2012 at 12:19 PM Report this
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Yall are all gay yo there is not no zombie yall are all gay
on May 1, 2012 at 1:28 AM Report this
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look up dead baby asks for water at wake. this proves the zombies ARE coming. read the whole article.
on June 8, 2012 at 6:59 AM Report this
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I am so prepared for a zombie apocalypse, thanks to this website
on November 11, 2012 at 11:06 PM Report this

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