What happens when a guy who dresses up like Elmo for kids parties goes off the grid? He gets ATTACKED by a customer in a guitar store, and is forced to open up a can of ELMO WHUP-ASS. Please watch the following heeeeee-larious news report, which aptly demonstrates that when all you Elmo haters fuck with Elmo? ELMO WILL FUCK YOU BACK.

Via and Bonus!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “Fuck with Elmo? Elmo Fucks with YOU.”

  2. Say, isn’t that bonus pic the original concept for Elmo from the Seventies? Wish they’d gone with that! I might not have developed my unhealthy fixation with Oscar the Grouch.

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