ICE RACING!!! Is my new favorite sport.
OIL SPILL!!! In the gulf of Mexico is five times worse than we first thought.
OBAMA: NO APPETITE FOR IMMIGRATION FIGHT!!! It’s the economy, stupid.
PDC MOVING!!! Because, you know, where else are we gonna find any tenants for our downtown commercial space?
PEARL TRAIN WHISTLES SILENCED!!! Proving once and for all that the Pearl District is a suburban community of Nimbys.
GORDON BROWN’S “BIGOT” GAFFE MAY DECIDE ELECTION!!! And it’s only right that it should.
FINANCIAL REGULATION BILL MOVES FORWARD!!! To an actual debate on the senate floor.
DOING COKE WITH JACK NICHOLSON!!! That’s what Robert Downey junior is talking about in the next issue of Rolling Stone.
WW2 BOMB AT CLOONEY’S VILLA!!! 500lbs of explosives outside his place in Lake Como.
KATIE HOLMES TO PLAY JACKIE-O!!! In a film about the Kennedys, opposite Greg Kinnear.
GOLDFISH GRAN HAS TAG REMOVED!!! I’m just going to let you click the link to figure out what this story is all about.
Good day.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: This Pearl resident LIKES the train whistles and all the associated noise of living in the city. If I wanted quiet I would just kill myself and move to the Tron.
GOOD MORNING, MATT! HOW ARE YOU! STUPID IDIOTS IN THE PEARL, THEY WANT ALL THE URBAN WITH NONE OF THE FUN.
HI GRAHAM! I SAW YOU ON YOUR BIKE THIS MORNING.
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE I MISS THE TRAIN SIGNALS. THEY COVERED UP THE SOUND OF DASHIELL BARKING AT HOBOS.
WHISTLES. NOT SIGNALS.
oh never mind….
Re: Gordon Brown’s “gaffe”. Is it just me, or has it become more taboo to call someone a bigot than it is to actually be a bigot?
GOOD MORNING, KIALA! HOBOS DESERVE EVERYTHING BAD THAT HAPPENS TO THEM. THAT’S VARNA.
HI COURTNEY! IT’S ALWAYS WONDERFUL TO SEE THE LOVELY LADIES OF THE PORTLAND MERCRUY.
GOOD MORNING, GRAHAM. I AM FINE, THANK YOU.
WHY ARE WE YELLING?
Is it really just wealthy people that don’t like hearing train whistles at night? I kinda thought that was universal.
LOL @ Reymont –
No doubt. I can hear the trains at night and I live eleven floors up on Park Ave in the Park Blocks.
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! WAIT, AFTERNOON.
HEY, IF WHINING WAS GOLD THE PEARL RESIDENTS WOULD BE RICH! OH, WAIT, THEY ARE!
Tory, Matt?
Gordon Brown is right. Liberal Democrats deserve the vote, but I see little wrong in calling a bigot a bigot.
I’m a not-rich Pearl resident who really enjoys the sound of the train whistles. I’ll miss them when they go.