Cain’s Waiting Game: Herman Cain is hours away from announcing whether or not he will continue his run for presidency after a considerably bumpy start.
What’s Next?: Occupy Portland aims to re-occupy an unnamed park today, much to Mayor Sam Adam’s discontent. Stay tuned for updates.
Didn’t See That Coming: The U.S. unemployment rate hits a 2-1/2 year low (since March 2009). The labor department sighs.
Hungary Attacks the Hungry: Homeless in Hungary? You’re going to jail. Or paying a $600 fine, which I’m sure you have.
No Father’s Day Breakfast for You: Penn State scandal icon Jerry Sandusky tells his story to the New York Times. Calls himself a “father figure” to young boys, says the prosecutor have it all wrong.
Candy From Strangers: al-Qaida wins over small villages in Africa by showering villagers with candy, medicine, clothing and kindness. Suspicious.
Periodic Trickery: Just when you finished memorizing all the periodic elements for your Chem final, science adds two more: Livermorium and flerovium. Also, they sound bogus.
HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN: While undergoing completely unrelated surgery, and Alabama woman’s face catches fire for no apparent reason, leaving her with second degree burns.
Short and Sweet: The newest campaign for street safety in New York City: Haiku.
This is Real Life: Hanson creates an IPA titled “MMMHop”. Also look how classy these boys are lately.
And Now for Some Dog Disco:
I wonder who is making the Hanson beer on their behalf?
Oxygen is flammable. Those hicks in Alabama apparently can’t figure this out when they report a story…
Bumpy? Or humpy?
Don’t get us started on haiku.
Ehh call me crazy but I’m pretty sure oxygen by itself is not flammable…
Actually pure oxygen is extremely flammable….re the NASA and Soviet disasters
Protip: many anesthesia agents are flammable.