In Supreme Hands: The Supreme Court concluded its three-day-long health care marathon yesterday. Now what?
Fire Ze Missiles: North Korea is allegedly filling a “harmless” rocket with fuel for a test rocket launch. No one’s that happy about it.
Chaos in la Calle: Hundreds of Spanish union members take to the Madrid streets (clogging traffic—oh no!) to protest recent labor reforms.
Lost a Legend: RIP Earl Scruggs, bluegrass and country music pioneer. The legendary banjo picker was 88.
Box Store No More: Best Buy closes 50 stores nationwide and turns to a smaller store model to compete with similar companies.
By the Beard of Zeus: It’s official: Anchorman 2 is on its way. Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd and Steve Carell are all on board.
That Doesn’t Fly: A Long Beach, CA to Seattle plane ride took an abrupt stop in PDX to dispose of a family with two unruly children.
This Shit is Bananas: This is what it’s like to be terrified of Bananas.
Now for some ladywords:
GOOD MORNING, ALEX!!! HOW ARE YOU?!?
“By the Beard of Zeus: It’s official: Anchorman 2 is on its way. Well Ferrell, Paul Rudd and Steve Carell are all on board.”
YOU SPELLED WILL FERRELL’S NAME WRONG.
GOOD MORNING. WHERE IS GRAHAM TO CORRECT ALEX FOR USING A MASCULINE ARTICLE INSTEAD OF THE CORRECT FEMININE ARTICLE PRIOR TO CALLE? THE STREET IS A CHICK.
OH THERE YOU ARE, GRAHAM. CORRECTING SOMETHING ELSE. NEVER CHANGE!!
CLASSIC BLOGTOWN!
See that’s the trick, someone named Well Ferrell is trying to profit off his comically similar name by coming out with an Anchorman 2. OKAY THAT’S NOT TRUE.
@JONESER: TIME FOR INTERNET HIGH FIVES!
What is “harmeless”? Are you using a North Korean spellcheck program, Alex?
I already learned about bananaphobes when I was a kid from that Raffi song.
Also, don’t forget “ladyrection”; 333 hits on Google, so it’s only half-evil.