Iran test fired nine long and medium range missiles today in an effort to prove they can retaliate against any U.S. or Israeli attack. (Unfortunately, nine missiles were all they had.)
Oh, and by the way, IRAN… if you blow us up, where are you going to purchase your BULL SEMEN? Hawww! Hawww! HAWWW!
The Senate will be passing a bill today that FINALLY kicks the shit out of President Bush’s illegal wiretapping scheme. And I know this because I’ve been listening in on their phone conversations. UPDATE! The Senate are a bunch of ass-eating pussies.
Bush also claims that “significant progress” has been made toward climate change. (Who wants to tell him that recycling Dick Cheney’s spent shotgun shells doesn’t really count as “significant change”?)
Stay tuned to Blogtown for Amy Ruiz’ coverage of city council’s vote on the bullshit Columbia River Crossing plan. Will they grow a backbone? Or will the ODOT mafia follow up on their threats to break a orphan’s pinky unless they sign?
Are you SICK of this stupid “reality”? ME, TOO! Now, thanks to Google, I can create my own new virtual reality where I can also avoid talking to people and complain about how stupid my reality is.
Ahhh… finally, my lifelong dream to look like a Bratz doll has been realized!
“kicks the shit out of President Bush’s illegal wiretapping scheme”
What, you mean by giving him legal bassis for stream-lined secret court warrants and granting retroactive imunity to telecom companies without knowing what they did or bothering to compel them to testify about what they’re getting immunity for doing.
yeah, really kicks the shit out of it. good thing he only has to break that law for five months, any longer and Pelosi MIGHT put impeachment ‘back on the table’.
(secret courts are a contradiction)
No no, professional media person? The Senate voted today, as they were expected, to give Bush everything that he wanted out a wiretapping act and more, plus legal immunities for the telcos who helped him break the law.
Post a redaction, please. Obama reneged on his campaign promise and voted FOR this piece of shit legislation.