Did the army scientist suspected in the anthrax attacks–who committed suicide last week–really do it? The New York Times calls the evidence ‘circumstantial.’ Cue the conspiracy theorists!
Former President Clinton finally realizes his wife isn’t the nominee, and kinda sorta says nice things about Sen. Barack Obama as he looks back on the primary: “[There are] things I wished I hadn’t said, but I am not a racist. I never made a racist comment and I didn’t attack him personally.” See? He practically loves Obama.
P.S., it’s Obama’s birthday (send him a present!). Also, Sen. John McCain is old.
Actor Morgan Freeman was airlifted to the hospital, after a car crash this weekend.
People reportedly paid $14 million for photos of Angelina Jolie in a muumuu with her twins.

Oh, I say.
This sounds like a set-up for a joke on the old Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. So let me give it a try: And how old is Senator McCain?
Did I do it right?
“The New York Times calls the evidence ‘circumstantial.’ Cue the conspiracy theorists!”
Amy you say that as though there isn’t a ton of evidence out there that the whole reason we’re occupying Iraq is due to a real conspiracy at the highest level of government and a large part of that is tied to this story. People don’t seem to remember there wasn’t a lot of support to go into Iraq until after the anthrax mailings started. Didn’t matter that the targets of the mailings were mostly Democrats (Leahy, Daschle etc.). Those on the right tied the Anthrax to Iraq. McCain even went onto the David Letterman show and said there was evidence linking Iraq to the Anthrax and that was before any real investigations were done (and there was NO evidence). Then , conveniently, after we attacked Iraq the whole anthrax thing was pretty much forgotten. I mean aside from this incident, when was the last time you heard ANYTHING in the media about it? The whole thing stinks. Remember the old adage, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck….
DUDE!
Morgan Freeman drives a 1997 Nissan Maxima! P-I-M-P!
Sir:
Mr. Freeman drove, past tense, a 1997 Nissan Maxima.
Wonder what he’ll drive once he’s out of hospital?
I remain your humble servant,
Jacomus