1.SARAH PALIN!!! Does nothing to slake my burning lust, appearing in this video as a sportscaster in the 1980s. [Perm!]

2.SARAH PALIN!!! Lied about her daughter’s pregnancy. No, really. Vanity Fair has the timeline.

3.JOE BIDEN!!! Says life begins at conception. WTF.

4.FANNIE MAYBE AND FREDDIE MOOT POINT!!! Your tax dollars are now supporting the country’s two largest mortgage under-writers. WTF’ingF.

5.MCAIN IN THE LEAD!!! WTF’ingF’ingF.

Good day.

Matt Davis was news editor of the Mercury from 2009 to May 2010.

13 replies on “Good Morning, News!!”

  1. Sarah: the WHORE for WAR [vomit]

    After only 6 years playing mayor of Wasilla, Ak. (pop 5400), she left them with $22 million dollars in debt. For a SPORTS CENTER.
    -THAT is the TIP of the iceberg-

  2. Bailing out lenders? What happened to letting the market “work it out”? Could it be that the right’s laissez faire capitalist approach to economics is actually… bullshit???

  3. I think that may be Biden equivocating. He said life begins at conception but that’s never been in scientific doubt. Plant cells are living things and so are zygotes, so repeating that cliche is technically true it’s just not true in the way it’s commonly used — which is human life begins at conception.

  4. Biden’s stance is the same as John Kerry’s, and I have no problem with it, though I don’t agree.

    The key difference between them and the Repugs is that they respect everyone else’s right to decide for themselves.

  5. Sarah Palin=Peggy Hill with hair extensions. Self-righteous, hypocritical, not nearly as intelligent as she believes herself to be, and in possession of an absurd amount of self-confidence.

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