Today marks the anniversary of the most tragic attack to ever take place on American soil, and… HOLD ON! Kanye West got arrested at the airport?!?
According to studies, 70,000 people may suffer from post-9/11 stress disorder. But that’s nothin’ if McCain gets into office!
Apparently, not everyone in Alaska hates Sarah Palin.
Democratic chairwoman Carol Fowler apologizes for saying that McCain chose a running mate “whose primary qualification seems to be that she hasn’t had an abortion.” Never apologize for a joke that funny!
A peace march is scheduled for downtown Portland today starting at 1:30. I’m sure you’ll be there… unless of course, YOU HATE PEACE.
And finally, nothing stops an Indian-Sox baseball game like the most adorable squirrel in the world!
peace march, eh? i guess we’ll be seeing some cops with riot gear shooting tear gas at people today.
Small furry animals running around Cleveland’s ballpark is nothing new- a chipmunk did the same thing a couple years ago. However, it wasn’t as annoying as this squirrel…