SNOW!!! The crazy writers at Wend magazine go snow cycling around Portland with a helmet cam on:


CHEST!!!
As in, CHEST HAIR!!! Makes a comeback…

CHENEY APPROVED WATERBOARDING!!! Yet another reason the sick old fuck should rot in hell.

IMPEACH WHAT, MOTHERFUCKER??? Blago won’t go. Let’s push him…

DRUNKENFREUDE!!! A New York Times columnist coins the word of the moment…

GNR FLOP!!! Best Buy sells just 318,000 copies of Chinese Democracy…

REAR FOR A YEAR!!! Says The Sun, announcing the release of Kim Kardashian’s 2009 calendar.

Good day.

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Matt Davis was news editor of the Mercury from 2009 to May 2010.

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