SNOW!!! The crazy writers at Wend magazine go snow cycling around Portland with a helmet cam on:
CHEST!!! As in, CHEST HAIR!!! Makes a comeback…
CHENEY APPROVED WATERBOARDING!!! Yet another reason the sick old fuck should rot in hell.
IMPEACH WHAT, MOTHERFUCKER??? Blago won’t go. Let’s push him…
DRUNKENFREUDE!!! A New York Times columnist coins the word of the moment…
GNR FLOP!!! Best Buy sells just 318,000 copies of Chinese Democracy…
REAR FOR A YEAR!!! Says The Sun, announcing the release of Kim Kardashian’s 2009 calendar.
Good day.

How do they not fall? That is amazing.