Rachel Maddow might make you feel a little better about the news…

But everything else going on this morning is going to make you feel worse…

Washington Post:

In an editorial, The Global Times said China should make it clear to both sides: โ€œwhen their actions jeopardize China’s interests, China will respond with a firm hand.”

China should also make clear that if North Korea launches missiles that threaten U.S. soil first and the U.S. retaliates, China will stay neutral,โ€ it added. โ€œIf the U.S. and South Korea carry out strikes and try to overthrow the North Korean regime and change the political pattern of the Korean Peninsula, China will prevent them from doing so.โ€

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