
Modern-day ninja Marshall Hall posted some first-person footage of some “chill climbs” in downtown Portland on Monday like he’s in Assassin’s Creed or something. Try to watch it without stressing out:
Also, kids, don’t do this. It’s a very bad idea to do this, no matter how cool it might look. You could easily screw up and gravity is unforgiving.

Elevators and ladders were utilized to get on top of some moderately tall buildings. Then some pictures of shoes were taken hanging off the sides of said buildings. The threshold for being impressed seems way too low here.