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RIP E-scooter: Gunned down in its prime.
RIP E-scooter: Gunned down in its prime.

GOOD MORNING, PORTLAND! How could you ever be so cold? To go behind my back and call my friend? Boy, you must have gone and bumped your head, because you left her number on your phone. LET’S GO TO PRESS.

A member of the board of the Energy Trust of Oregon (who is a person of color) has resigned, accusing the organization of institutional racism.

E-scooter vs. TriMet bus in North Portland: WHO YA GOT?!? (Happily the e-scooter rider only injured his arm.)

Excited about the In-N-Out burger chain getting ever closer to Portland? DON’T BE. The corporation gave $25,000 to California Republicans this week. Also, frankly, their food is actually pretty underwhelming.

Neo-Nazis in Chemnitz, Germany have formed mobs and terrifyingly, were “chasing after dark-skinned bystanders as police officers, vastly outnumbered, were too afraid to intervene.”

While paranoid criminal Trump was never mentioned by name at John McCain’s memorial service, he was definitely talked about indirectly.

The funeral for Aretha Franklin is taking place today in Detroit.

A new poll shows that 60 percent of Americans disapprove of paranoid criminal Trump, and believe Mueller’s investigation of this paranoid criminal should continue.

MEANWHILE... “Trump asserts only he can be trusted over opponents and ‘fake news’.” RELATED… “Trump volunteer blocks photographer’s attempt to snap a picture of a protester.”

THIS THREAD:

Insiders say that the “60 day window”—where Robert Mueller will most likely not make any huge reveals in order not to interfere with the midterm elections—is coming up quick, and Roger Stone is especially worried.

One of Ronan Farrow’s ex-producers is alleging that NBC tried to squash reporting on the Harvey Weinstein scandal—the network is denying the charge.

Now let’s look at the WEATHER: A nice, mostly sunny day with a high of 74, and a bangin’ Labor Day weekend to come!

And finally, the inevitable Jack Ryan / The Office mashup is here, and is unsurprisingly pretty funny!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

One reply on “Good Morning, News: Aretha and John’s Funerals, Trump Despised More Than Ever, and TriMet Bus vs. E-Scooter… WHO YA GOT?!?”

  1. Police were too afraid to intervene during the race riots in Germany? Police were the ones who leaked the arrest warrant to far right groups.

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