GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Hugging like a monkey see, monkey do. Right beside a riverboat gambler. Erotic images float through my head. I wanna be your midnight rambler. LET’S GO TO PRESS.
The DEQ has passed some of their oversight to the Department of Justice who will help the agency enforce rules about toxins being emitted from glass companies in Portland. Our Daniel Forbes has the continuing story.
About 80 protesters showed up at Bullseye Glass last night demanding they cease operations until they can guarantee 100 percent toxin free emissions.
The FBI continues to investigate and clean up the mess left by the Y’all Qaeda militants at the Malheur Wildlife refuge, saying they have found leftover firearms, explosives, and “a trench of human feces.” Ugh! HILLBILLIES.
“In an era like this, there is no neutral. You are either in the movement or not.” #BlackLivesMatter #PSUDiversity pic.twitter.com/Ex1aC8CGXn
— Portland State (@Portland_State) February 17, 2016
The government orders Apple CEO Tim Cook to help them open the iPhone of one of the San Bernardino shooters, to which he says “OH HELL NO.”
Clinton and Sanders are heading south, and courting black voters all along the way.
President Obama was forced to remind Senate Republicans that it’s his constitutional duty to nominate a Supreme Court justice and their constitutional duty to vote on his choice. (Apparently they don’t have as much Constitutional knowledge as they claim.)
South Dakota looks like they may pass a bill restricting transgender students from using regular bathrooms, supposedly to protect the “bodily privacy rights” of “biologic boys and girls.” UGH!
When a person in Mexico nearly pushes the Pope onto a child in a wheelchair, the Pontiff very nearly lost his shit. In a related story, the Pope also told Mexican youths that Jesus does not want them to be hit men. (Doesn’t that go without saying?)
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT… there was an ANTI-BEYONCE protest before the Super Bowl? (Hilariously, only three protesters showed up.)
Meanwhile a Tennessee sheriff is blaming Beyonce’s Super Bowl performance for the rise in attacks on police officers. HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA… good one.
Now what’s up with this WEATHER I’ve been hearing so much about: Expect on and off showers with a high of 58!
And finally, meet Jordan Kilganon and… GOT-DAMN!! That kid can DUNK!
I always like it when people put questions merely as either/or options, especially institutions of “higher” learning.