Good Morning, News: NYC Cop Killings, North Korea Gets Even Weirder

GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! He’s a rootin’ tootin’ Santa Claus, and he’s on his merry way. He will round up all your Christmas dreams, with a yippee yi yo kiyay! LET’S GO TO PRESS.

The man suspected of throwing four pipe bombs at Portland Police during a chase has been captured in a NE public library.

In case you missed it, two NYC police officers were shot on Saturday by a mentally ill man who had already shot his ex-girlfriend in Baltimore, and then made threats online about killing cops in revenge for the Eric Garner shooting. Both officers died and the shooter killed himself soon afterward.

NYPD cops are extremely angry following the shooting, blaming protesters, and even turning their backs on the mayor as he arrived at the hospital for a press conference.

Meanwhile a Milwaukee cop will not be charged in the shooting of an unarmed black man. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO………..

North Korea threatens the United States, believing President Obama was secretly behind the comedy film The Interview. They’re still denying they were behind the Sony hacking, but are now so mad about being accused, they’re going to do something terrible to us anyway. HEY NORTH KOREA! THIS ISN’T A “TWO-FOR-ONE” DEAL!

But don’t worry, Boko Haram! You’re still THE WORST.

In Scotland, a number of people were killed or hurt when a garbage truck veered into a pack of pedestrians. Because of the current world climate, authorities were quick to assert this was probably not terrorism.

Russia bails out it’s first bank teetering on bankruptcy. Awwww, I remember when we bailed out our first bank… congrats, you guys! You’re almost grown!

Congrats to recently married former N*SYNCer Lance Bass and classic rock god Sir Elton John. (Not to each other.) (But it would be okay if they did.)

Now here’s what’s going on in your neck of the woods: Partially sunny with mild temps today and tomorrow, and some rain coming through on Wednesday.

And finally, comedian Adam Buxton and his daughter have a conversation about Star Wars, and in particularl slavery and fashion when it comes to Jabba the Hutt, and Princess Leia. ADORBS!!