Before pre-teen girls had their self-esteem ripped away by Disney Princesses, Lisa Frank was the overlord in chief. In honor of “Back to School” week, check out this classic Lisa Frank commercial which shows how kids in the 90s were smacked in the face by a LF tsunami!

Glitter paint! Pretty beads! Puppy stickers!! MUST… HAVE!!!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)