In this video, a teenage girl dresses her and her boyfriend up like Tinkerbell and Peter Pan (mistake #1), and tries to get into Disney World (mistake #2), where they are forced to change their clothes. OH! And she cries on a TV news report about it (mistake #3).
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

That was just plain retardulous.
Ahhh, The News. Next up, a squirrel wearing a funny hat, the latest on Charlie Sheen, then sports and weather!
Aww, it’s always a shame when a big-boob blondie doesn’t get what she wants 🙁