Everybody is always talking about how China (or is that Japan?) is way ahead of the U.S. in education. Well, they’re only half right! They’re pretty good at immature classroom practical jokes, but WHAT IS UP with their fighting technique? (I watched the last five seconds of this at least 30 times, and I still can’t believe it. If I were the dad of the kid in black, I’d send him straight to the iPhone factory.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
CHINESE PEOPLE!
You’re supposed to pull your opponent’s sweater over his head, not your own.
Classic hockey fight move, lost in translation.
I think this is a reference to this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifz3xnCWcbI
NERD!
Cheer up, Chinese emo kid.
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