Hey! HEY! HEEEEYYY!!! Stupid, stupid babies! Turn off that head banging music and listen to me!! You… you’re going to go DEAF, you fucking idiot babies!! AND if you keep banging your heads like that, you’re going to do some serious future damage to your stupid baby necks! You’re making my neck hurt just looking at you! And you’re making my brain hurt because it can’t understand how a group of drooling dumbshit head-banging babies can be so… so… STUPID!!!

[Because these babies are so stupid, it’s one of those automatic start videos. Watch it after the jump!—Steve]

GAH! I said “turn… it… DOWN!!”

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on “Stupid, Stupid Babies: Head Bangin’ Babies”

  3. I should be editing this e-rag.

    Nice video, though. Normally I’m not so into headbanging when short hair is involved, but I’m definitely making an exception for these babies.

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