Dear Stupid, Stupid Baby:
You are fucking stupid. That is all.
Sincerely yours,
Wm.™ Steven Humphrey
P.S. I wish those were acid bubbles.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
My dog likes bubbles too. Big deal, baby.
Hump hates it cuz that’s exactly the sound he makes when he blows his “Justin Beiber” bubble blower.
Stick to posting about pop culture you are at least 15 years too old to relate to humphrey. Creepy Pedo