I’m starting to realize there’s a definite drawback to being a stupid, stupid baby: Murderers love to take advantage of them. Behold the following video in which a stupid, stupid baby is on the verge of being buried alive, but can’t seem to say, “JESUS CHRIST, NO MORE FUCKING SAND!! OH SWEET GOD, CAN SOMEONE STOP MY SADISTIC MOM FROM MURDERING ME??????”

Stupid (soon to be dead) baby.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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