HEY, STUPID! Yeah, you! STUPID BABY. Let’s see if you can do one thing other than crap in your diaper. Pick up that melon. Pick up that melon, you stupid baby! Just… just… put your hands underneath it, and… NO! Jesus, stupid! Those aren’t your hands! Okay… okay… now lift with your knees and… oh for the love of Christ. YOU’RE LIFTING WITH YOUR ELBOWS, YOU LITTLE DROOLING IDIOT. Just pick up the fucking melon and… oh, my GODDDDDDDD!!! Just fucking forget it!!! YOU STUPID FUCKING LITTLE STUPID BABY!!!


Stupid baby can’t even pick up a stupid melon what is this stupid world coming to mumblemumblemumble.

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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