As proven earlier, BABIES ARE STUPID!! And for those who need further proof, look no further than stupid, stupid baby Bennett who is so stupid he can’t even eat a meal without falling asleep. (Actually, I’m ashamed to say this video is like looking in a mirror—except I’m at Burger King at 2:30 am on Saturday night.) Still, though… STUPID!!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I feel really pushed to comment on this one too.
What would have been indefinitely funny, is seeing the dad do a hamseiler maneuver (the one for choking) on a baby. Choke alert. Kinda creepy we almost witnessed the death of a baby on YouTube by food stucked in his throat. Filmed by his parent. Duh. Duuuuuuuuuh. Now is off my chest.
Why are babies such fucking retards?