"The dog was in the way while he was trying to push the chair."

Let’s take a quick break from our regular Stupid, Stupid Baby series to give a standing ovation to one of bestest Tumblrs ever: Reasons My Son Is Crying. Parents send in a pic of their stupid, stupid baby crying, and furnish the reason why their stupid, stupid baby is crying underneath. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!! Examples:

The dog was in the way while he was trying to push the chair.
  • “The dog was in the way while he was trying to push the chair.”
He didn’t want to share his leg hole.
  • “He didn’t want to share his leg hole.”
I wouldn’t let her play with the bag of dog poop.
  • “I wouldn’t let her play with the bag of dog poop.”

More stupid, stupid baby hilarity here!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)