This f***ing BABY is so f***ing annoying. Hey Suri Cruise! Stop waving at me in pictures and trying to dress better than me—you’re a BABY. Babies aren’t allowed to wear heels!!!

Hi, my name’s Suri and my Mom is friends with Victoria Beckham. She’s totally my style icon right now.
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“Suri, stop being such a tit.”—Victoria Beckham
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More bitchiness to come…

I LOVE Sex And The City… I’m totally a Samantha!
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Why must Suri bite my style???
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I’m a princess! I want to be Cinderella.
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Yeah, you and every other little girl. YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL, SHITBAG!
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Marissa Sullivan is a fashion writer at the Mercury and master of her domain at Portland's Pretty. She is still waiting for someone to take her on a first date to Taco Bell.

10 replies on “Suri Cruise: Who Does This Bitch Think She IS???”

  1. @Gundlefinger: Posh Spice’s smile is pretty awkward-looking. And smiling, in general, doesn’t really fit into her whole “posh” image.

  2. Yes the heels are inappropriate for her age and the constant exposure is a bit much, but the bitch comments and the nasty remarks, what the hell are you doing??? She’s a child people…a child, what is wrong with with all of you?

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