Remember yesterday when I introduced you to the most terrible teen in the world, rapper T. Mills? Here are some more interesting facts about this enigmatic young enfant terrible!
1) He’s actually 22! (At least that’s what his fake ID says.)
2) His middle name is Tatum. (Adorable.)
3) He also has a song called, “Fuck an Umbrella.” (On that we agree. FUCK AN UMBRELLA!!)
4) Best of all, HE’S PLAYING IN PORTLAND TOMORROW NIGHT! Check out T. Mills tomorrow at the Hawthorne Theater with Goldenwest, So Good, and Elle MC, 7 pm, all ages, $10. (Wait… Only $10 to see the most terrible “teen” in the world? I’d pay twice that to see the most terrible billy goat.)
That hat should really say “FUCKHEAD”.
It’s like Brokencyde and Justin Bieber had a baby.
Frank would shit a brick in disgust.
shit sandwich
“Wait… WSH is Bieber’s man. HE’S STEALING BIEBER’S MAN!!”
Someone wants to have sexual relations with someone else’s earlobes. I’m not naming names here, mind you…
I’m with Frank on this one.
He looks like a pleasant-enough young man to me, though I believe that his hat-maker inadvertently misspelled “privy.”
Do I get a bonus point if I care about this hiv-ridden teenager?
If you want a glimpse into his fan base they’re lined up outside the Hawthorne Theater right now. That or an audition for Teen mom…
Aw, pdxmatt, you beat me to the Hawthorne Theater teenager line line (repeat was necessary there, damn it).