Something new for you skittish parents to worry about: A bouncy house in South Glen Falls either blew away or floated away with three children inside. WHAAAAAA??? From WNYT:

Three children were inside the play structure when the wind lifted the inflatable toy 50 feet into the air.

The three kids — ages 5, 6, and 10 — fell out of the toy. The two boys were seriously injured. The girl suffered minor scrapes and bruises

Parents say one boy landed on a parked car and the other landed on asphalt.

While injured children are certainly not funny, be sure to stick around for the end of this report where the anchor tries to make us believe that bouncy houses are a public menace worse than Spider-Man—which anyone would admit is kind of funny.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)