HAW!! You think babies are stupid? How about spiders? Jesus Christ, spiders have eight legs and every one of them is filled with STUPID! Get a load of this stupid, stupid spider who doesn’t even know that the trap he’s currently in was drawn by a pen! FAIL, you stupid, stupid spider! MASSIVE FAIL!! Maybe if you got bitten by a radioactive human, you’d be smarter! (Dibs on that movie idea, btw.)
Oh, and guy with the pen? You’re a dick.
If someone drew a circle of salt around Wm.™ Steven Humphrey, the exact same thing would happen.
A live version of this game?!? It’s On Now!
http://www.shockinglyfun.com/games/playgam…
It’s not that the spider is stupid, her legs are extremely sensitive, and at that scale that is a lot of goopy ball-point ink that takes a long time to dry enough to walk over without issue.
Not that it’s not a silly thing to see at our scale.
That spider must have felt like Dr. Beverly Crusher when she was stuck in the collapsing warp bubble!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remember_Me_(…)
Try a circle of coke, dmitrir, at the very least it’ll keep him occupied for a while.
Now I’m imagining a coked-up Wm.™ Steven Humphrey. THANKS SO MUCH FOR MAKING ME THINK ABOUT THAT, TODD.
Someday, dmitrir, I’ll tell you the story of how I managed to force Humphrey to use my initials as part of his name. But not today.
A.K.A?