President Barack Obama has weighed in on the Senates anti-woman, anti-old person, anti-decency, anti-life bill.

President Barack Obama has weighed in on the Senate’s anti-woman, anti-elderly, anti-decency, anti-life bill. Steffi Loos / Getty

Nobody sums up the Senate’s version of Trumpcare better than Barry O: “Simply put, if thereโ€™s a chance you might get sick, get old, or start a familyโ€”this bill will do you harm.”

If you’ve already called your Senators, added your own personal amendment so Senators can more easily slow down the AHCA during vote-a-rama, and planned to picket where picketing makes sense, reward yourself by reading Obama’s full statement on the bill that aims to destroy his greatest legislative achievement:

Rich Smith writes about politics, books, and performance for The Stranger. You can hear his impersonations of Bernie Sanders and Jeff Sessions on Blabbermouth, and you can read his poems at www.richsmithpoetry.com