Special guests (Steve Novick, Sam Adams, hot girls in lingerie), fun games (Bush Pinata, Bush Bitch Box, and “Get Your Picture Taken with Sarah Palin who’s Wearing a Strap-On”) and Portland’s hottest sexiest voters all crammed into Doug Fir, watching the results on three big screens, dancing to the tunes of DJ Gregarious and DJ Flightrisk, celebrating the most inspiring election of our time, getting loaded to the gills, and engaging in dangerous, but fun hook-ups.

That’s democracy in action. See you there!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)