You’ve just won the presidency, and it’s your first post-election meeting with your main competitor who in the recent past has said some very nasty things, including linking you with terrorists. So… what do you talk about? Maybe… football? Maybe… the press? Maybe… about how incredibly AWKWARD this meeting is? Please! Somebody! SAY THE WORDS!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey