Reinforcing her up-by-the-bootstraps, take-care-of-yourself, all-American, can-do, don’t-count-on-others-to-bail-you-out position on life, Sarah Palin says we’ve exhausted our options to fix the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, there’s nothing to do now but pray to the invisible sky government to help us.
The Louisiana legislature has also done their part to end this crisis, passing a resolution calling on “the citizenry of the state and all people of faith throughout the United States and the world” to pray to their Christian God for help.
God™ – Cleaning Up Your Messes Since 0000.
We may as well ask the Martians to fix it, while we’re at it.
Don’t the Vulcans clean up our environment in Star Trek? It’s okay, we’ll get whales from the future, too.
Gee, Muslim God seems to be doing just fine with the oil biz. Shouldn’t we be asking for help from The Invisible Friend with a track record?
I can just see President Palin: “Afghanistan has grown out of control. We are losing more servicemen and women every month. We no longer control most of the southern part of the country. Well, shit, I guess now all I can do is curl up in a ball and pray for something good to happen.”
Now that’s leadership.
@SarahPalinUSA,
Shutup.
-TSW