Have you thanked Sarah Palin today? Well, the members of the conservative “Our Country Deserves Better” PAC have, with this awesomely awkward new ad that thanks Sarah Palin for… well, just being Sarah Palin. (Look. If the gay black guy in the cowboy hat can thank Sarah Palin — then you can too!! Jerk!!)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

For the love of Christ, please make her go away.
I think it’s hilarious that Palin is the best the right wing-nuts can come up with! From the party that brought you George Bush Jr.!