Thought the election season was over? FAT FREAKING CHANCE. Tomorrow marks Georgia’s run-off between Democrat Jim Martin and Republican Senator Saxby Chambliss — the latter of whom has put out the CREEPIEST political ad I think I’ve ever seen. And that’s saying a lot. I just keep watching and waiting for one of the family members to say, “Senator, please stop fondling your grandchild’s breast. No… seriously. STOP.”
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I think that “groping” is a big stretch. Things like this actually piss me off – there are enough children facing serious harm without acting like what he does in this video is groping. If anything, things like this video make light of a very disturbing issue.
Eh. It’s not actually real sexual groping, sure, but it’s enough of a screw-up to make this commercial a hilarious blunder. How awkward.