WHAT THE FUCK! The four remaining fans of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were recently able to sigh a big, Doritos-scented sigh of relief when Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtle reboot was brutally euthanized—but now, because evil never sleeps, there’s been another assault on the Heroes in a Half Shell*! Let us turn to our nation’s esteemed paper of record, the New York Times, which, naturally, is reporting on this important and 100 percent relevant matter.
“Cowabunga” is apparently no longer cool. Now the turtles’ catchphrase is “booyakasha,” a word Sacha Baron Cohen helped popularize back when he was doing Da Ali G Show. (Via.)
WHAT THE FUCK! Apparently, Master Splinter’s opinion doesn’t count for shit. TO THE POLL!
*Turtle power.
The poll doesn’t show up on my iPhone. But the fact that this is the 23,000th Blogtown post does. Cowabunga!
It troubles me that I dedicated any time to this but fucking A. Is nothing sacred?
“REAGANOMICS!”
No “as a vegan” option? You’re slipping.
I thought the turtles were suppose to stand around in a circle and yell “bukaki”
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