WELL, HOWDY THERE, BRAINY BRITCHES! It's time once again to put that brainy-brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week, we'll be testing your knowledge about loudmouth frat boys, a-hole TV personalities, and local rich buttholes who are always spending their wealth on the wrong things. FUN!

Also, guess what? You can enter to win FREE PIZZA from our friends at the always delicious Atlas Pizza, just for taking the quiz and signing up for our brainy newsletters during the last question!

But before we continue... HOW DID YOU DO ON THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Well... okay... not so great. But in your defense that was a particularly tough quiz! And while you may not have chosen MY selection for "sandwich of the gods," your top answer is tough to argue with!

OKAY, TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week's quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!