WHAT'S UP, BRAINY BUTT? It's time once again to put that brainy-brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week, we'll be testing your knowledge about the latest in Portland sports scandals, more shenanigans from local rich villains (and the politicians who love them), and... you asked for it, and now you've got it... MONKEY TRIVIA! ("Omigod, FINALLY!")

Also, guess what? You can enter to win FREE PIZZA from our friends at the always delicious Atlas Pizza, just for taking the quiz and signing up for our brainy newsletters during the last question!

But before we continue... HOW DID YOU DO ON THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Ooh-la-la, very well indeed! And thank you all SO much for your choice on who should be the Timbers/Thorns next "celebrity" owner. (My first order of business? FREE CORNDOG DAY!)

OKAY, TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week's quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!