HELLO AGAIN, SMARTY BOTTOM! It’s time to put your brainy-brain to the test with this edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week we’ll see how much YOU know about the idiots of ICE, ice skating rinks, and ice ice babies! Actually I forgot to include a Vanilla Ice question in the actual quiz, so here’s one for you now:

Question: What did Vanilla Ice call his new business in which he teaches Microsoft Office to people’s parents?

Answer: “Word to Your Mother.” 🥁😃

Hmm. Okay, anyway… so how did you do on our last quiz? Hurrah, you did great! However, I am shocked… SHOCKED!… that more of you didn’t choose “J.Lo sitting on top of a lion” cake in our subjective question. Please reexamine your cake priorities!

Anywaaaaaay… READY TO START? Take this week’s quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin’ new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It’s probably because you aren’t getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it’s time to get BRAINY!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)