HEY THERE, BRAINY PANTS! It’s time once again to put your brainy-brain to the test with this week’s edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week we’ll be testing your knowledge on EVERYTHING about King Dipshit (that’s Trump) and his plan to deal with “war ravaged” Portland! (I personally haven’t noticed anything that’s “war ravaged,” but then I’ve been visiting all of the places in town that sell soft serve ice cream—so I’ve been a bit distracted. 🍦)

But first! How did you do on our last quiz? Daaaaaang, you are so smart! And while I agree with most of you (who voted in last week’s “subjective question”) that Stephen Miller is probably the antichrist, he may be too unlikeable for that job? (Seriously, he makes Elon Musk look like Sandra Bullock! 💅)

Anywaaaaaay… READY TO START? Take this week’s quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin’ new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It’s probably because you aren’t getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it’s time to get BRAINY!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)