Dear Sara,
We matched on tinder and after a short conversation, I asked you out. 12 hours later, you told me you were just looking for friends, which is totally valid and fine with me. You didn’t know that I was super stoned at the time and hate texting when I'm high. I should have just told you; if it’s a friend thing, I need not put on airs. When I woke up the next morning however, I was surprised to realize you had disappeared. Maybe you got sick of fuckboys and deleted tinder (they're the worst), or maybe you got a boyfriend and deleted tinder (props!), or maybe the Men in Black recruited you overnight and all traces of your existence had been erased (super props!). But I get the feeling you just thought I couldn't handle being friends. Most of my friends are women. I was just really high...