In case you missed it, yesterday we posted this on our Twitter account:

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This did not sit well with Baptist preacher and new Oregon resident Tom Estes, who tweeted us back the following:

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OH NO HE JUST DID NOT. But don’t worry folks, Portland #1 Fan and Ambassador Ian Karmel quickly and decisively jumped to our defense.

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Just another in a long list of reasons why our beloved Ian Karmel IS… THE… BEST.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

19 replies on “Judgmental Preacher Insults Portland; Ian Karmel Schools Him in Most Hilarious Way”

  2. That’s right, reverend, blame the victim. Portlanders have been subjected to this indecent display of immodest, decadent, exhibitionism for all too many years. It’s not like the television where you can always turn the channel or shut it off. People can’t even hurry to get away from it, because the streets are blocked off. The police even escort the grossly out of shape, unattractive participants, and hold captive a live audience. It’s not that Portland is a wicked city. Rather it’s that the invasion of Portland by degenerates began as an organized movement back in the early ’80s, and now you’re finally here to top it off, giving Christianity a bad name.

  3. Two angels were sent to the home of Abraham, to warn him of the pending destruction of Sodom, so that he and his family could escape, yet Abraham pleaded with them to spare the city, and all the evil inhabitants of it. Then right on cue, a gang from town came knocking on Abraham’s door, begging to buttfuck his guests

  4. Endless ridicule is the best reaction toward these sorts of degenerate, parasitic lowlifes.

    I mean the preacher, not the bike riders.

  6. Lot (not Abraham, but rather his nephew) offered his young virgin daughters to the crowd to do with as they would.

    The crowd refused, as the daughters weren’t taking church laddie’s creepy unsolicited grooming and fashion advice.

  9. How do we know this isn’t just Karmel’s set-up for his HUMP entry? First, the manufactured controversy, then the challenge accepted and captured on video, then the sold-out theaters. That Karmel, always working the angles…so to speak.

  11. Well isn’t that special?

    I once saw a naked fat girl ride by wearing a pig nose and wings. Image burned into retinas for all time.

  12. Hey Ian Karmel,
    your jokes are lamer than the World Naked Bike Ride.
    Maybe you should steal a sense of humor from Austin.
    This religious guy is stupid and all, but this is like watching two junkies thumb wrestle over a twinkie. Wait. That would actually be more interesting than this.

  14. Portland sucks, the preacher sucks, Ian sucks, this paper sucks, and most of the fuck heads in Portland suck. Real fucking funny, coming from a town with the human trafficking being in the top 3 worst in the United States, and one of the highest pedophile rates in the country. I’ve always liked aggressive woman, until I came here, and was treated like a dildo on a kickstand, who is a prostitute. Portland was founded on Shanghai, a form of kidnapping, and slavery, and on prostitution. They have always been a backward bunch that do much more harm than good, and nothings changed. Portland policy is baffle with bullshit, deny, and accomplish nothing. If you stay here get used to it. I guess that’s why I moved across the bridge where people aren’t complete douchebags, who are completely spineless, morons. Enjoy the gentrification, and watch your once unique town turn into the ever boring ass San Francisco. Go die in a fiery car wreck Portland, and all that proudly inhabit that shit hole.

  15. I am dying laughing…”a dildo on a kick stand”. Best description of a misogynistic whimp i have ever heard.
    Strong women don’t treat men that way. Weak, pychotic women do.
    I am in agreement that Portland i jut wasting it’s time trying to outweird itself though.

  19. I’m of the opinion that a real Christian wouldn’t need to so vehemently defend his faith and invite controversy to make himself feel better about it. People who do that are insecure, require constant validation, and end up building churches to solicit spiritual advice on a donation basis when their lord and creator gave it away for free.

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